Your so White

Well he is looking very pale. And did Dumbledoor just say Oh my god??

You may be thinking "Noooo don't stop Harry Potter just because the month is over"
Well don't fret you little mind.... I won't 

Alex

If you are what you eat....

THAN VOLDEMORT IS A UNICORN!!!!!

Movie Theater

Oh Hermione... You can't even count how many people are watching you. 

The Last Puberty I Swear

I know I said no more puberty but..... they all got majorly hot. I mean look at Draco (swoon)

I know you think I will never stop the puberty jokes so fine.
I make the unbreakable vow. 

Now you know I'm speaking the truth. 

Tom Riddles Chamber

Movie

I think one more chunk needs to be added. The balling your eyes out because there is no more.

Draco

This one goes out to my best friend Victoria. She really Loves Draco (though we disagree because Ron is the best in my opinion) 

Ugly Shirt

Haha I think every one can agree on that!

Its my Birthday!!!!

On this day 15 years ago I was born. Yaya. What do I get for my birthday? Death Eater cupcakes and a four hour AP test review session. happy birthday to me!!!!

The Missions

Every hero needs a Dumbledoor. Edward.... he is hopeless 

Who you callin a mudblood?

Herminone: Awesome in the wizarding world and the muggle world. 

When Harry Met Ron

If only they really did know this information at this time. It would save Harry a lot of time with Cho and give Ron more time to get over it

Lunny Puberty

Okay I swear this is the last puberty joke but I mean come on.... She looks awesome 

More Unfair Puberty

This is not even possible. This proves the existence of magic. 

Ravenclaw is an Eagle. What?

I never really got this. But maybe Rowena didn't want to be made fun of for her name any more. 

Catching Fire

 So just last Tuesday on the MTV movie awards they gave us a sneak peak at Catching Fire. I was so excited I watched the trailer about a million times. When I first saw it I was watching it in the living room with my mom. I was pretty much climbing up the wall with excitement and my mom was looking at me like I was insane. I almost wish I hadn't seen it because now I really want to see it NOW. But just like every one else I will have to wait. It was just too good. I really love the people who made this teaser trailer because most teaser trailers are really just teases. If you can remember the first Hunger Games teaser trailer we pretty much just saw Katniss walking through trees and the Host teaser trailer was just eyes. But this one is a good chunk of awesome. Well if you didn't see it watch it bellow. Hope you enjoy it. 

May the odds be ever in your favor!

Alex

Harry Potter Joke Meets Doctor Who Quote

I'm not sure if this was done intentionally but it is a Doctor Who quote as well as a Harry Potter joke and to me that makes it 20 times better. Don't you think?

Another Sirius Joke

Along with the Voldemort nose jokes Sirius jokes are the best of the Potter jokes

Mount Your Broom

I know it's juvenile but.... you have to admit its funny.

When I have a daughter I want her to be like Hermione not Bella.

Justin Bever Vs. Harry Potter

I think we all know who won...

And if you think it's justin bever that won you are in serious trouble. 

Puberty

Why couldn't puberty be this nice to me?

Harry Potter. The Musical

The Lion King + Harry Potter = Happy Alex

Harrys Favorite Shirt

Keeping with the mom jokes... Just look at his shirt. I always thought this was a little funny. I wonder though..... is it the same shirt or does he have many of the exact same shirt. 

Harry you (do not) have your mothers eyes

I know it's really stupid to dwell on trivial things like this but.... this has really irritated me. I mean they couldn't at least give them both green contacts to match up with the book?

Harry..... Your Expelled!?!?!?!

He would never expel Harry. But if he did... it would totally go down like this.

Seriously

Classic. Serious Black. Making us laugh even after death. 

Yo Mama HP Style

By far the best your mama joke. Ever. 

I don't want to tap dance

This quote makes me laugh every time 

Sugar Diet (Not that Harry needs one)

Every one knows Harry is very angsty (yes its a word) 

Nerd-fighters Forever

So I learned something new today. Since I have started talking to other nerds than my same 5 friends I have learned the many different terms and variations of nerd. I have found out (not the special new one today but other times) that fangirl means girls that are extreme fans of something, that orch-dork means orchestra dork meaning anyone in orchestra, and that nerd refers more to smart stuff and geek refers more to stuff like science fiction. But today I learned a new one and possibly my favorite of them all. Nerd-fighter. Now I am not one hundred percent sure on exactly what it means but I have been told that it is people who fight for awesome-ness (and I thought that was well.... awesome). Now since I am not one hundred percent sure on what it means exactly I am not one hundred percent sure that I am one (though I think it would be awesome to refer to myself as a nerd-fighter). Now if anyone knows a different definition to nerd-fighter please share but for now I have to go.
And Don't Forget To Be Awesome
From your loving Orch-dork, Marching-geek, Fangirl, Nerd-girl, Geek, and Nerd-fighter
Alex

Wand Fight in the Bathroom

Mhh a wand fight in the bathroom. Can I come???

Harry Potter Fans Win At Life

So this video isn't entirely about harry potter but I still think this is an awesome video. 

WARNING: This youtube-r and his youtube-r brother are extremely addicting. If you have an addictive personality (like me) then use caution when watching this video because there are about 1500 (give or take) that they have made and it might take over your life in a good way. Also the brother has an awesome channel that's separated from this channel which also has a lot of videos that you may also get sucked into.

Good luck and run you clever boy!!!

April Is Harry Potter Month

Last month was Doctor who but now as we go into April its time for my favorite movie. HARRY POTTER!!!! This month you can look forward lots of quotes, movie clips, and nose jokes (sorry Voldemort)!!! To begin here is a well known youtube video called Harry Potter Puppet Pals and the Mysterious Ticking noise. Enjoy!!!!

Happy April Fools Day From The Doctor

To celebrate April fools day I thought we all could get a nice laugh from our favorite funny guy